Crucifiction Games: Random Obituary Generator of Doom
"We regret to announce the unpleasant death of logovo, who on the 2nd of July of this year was savagely crushed like a grape by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted 'I should have listened to my horoscope!' just before expiring. logovo is survived by a yellow lab named 'Scurvy'. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month."