Fandom classics: the cliff notes

The Project by Te

Lex
You're hot. I'm hot. Let's have lots of sex.

Clark
Other than fearing any loss of control, due to my alien origin, I have absolutely no problem with that.

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A Handful Of Dust by Jenn

Lex
You're fucking nuts, you homicidal maniac.

Clark
But I'm a homicidal manic who loves you!

Lex
Well, when you put it that way.