Fandom classics: the cliff notes
The Project by Te
You're hot. I'm hot. Let's have lots of sex.
Other than fearing any loss of control, due to my alien origin, I have absolutely no problem with that.
A Handful Of Dust by Jenn
You're fucking nuts, you homicidal maniac.
But I'm a homicidal manic who loves you!
Well, when you put it that way.